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Wednesday, 23 May 2012

Extracted from the new rule book of our counter-spy and terrorist unit, MI5

MI5 have issued new rules of conduct for agents this week.

They may no longer get drunk, consort with 
prostitutes or rent boys, or go to strip clubs.  

The rules say that from now on, if agents feel 
compelled to engage in such behaviour, they 
can stand for Parliament like everyone else.

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