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Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Ampers' Humour: Pondering the value of exercise.

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's ass. It's the tortoise life for me! 

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat. A vegetarian is not the answer!
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. 
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. 

And you tell me to exercise? I don't think so.

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