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Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Ampers Humour; Don't trifle with Mexican women...

On payday, the Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."  

 "The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."   

Wife: "Oh yeah?"  

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."  
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me
Maria: "Jor hozban did."  
Wife increasingly agitated; "Oh he did, did he

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."  
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth; "And did my husband say that as well
Maria: "No Señora.......   The gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want

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