The doctor says, "Oh dear, I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" asked the woman on the other end.
"$90,000,” said the woman.
"Bye! I love you, too."
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?" The boy asked if he could try it out first. He told the preacher he hadn't ridden a bicycle in a long time and wasn't sure he remembered how to ride one.
The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."