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Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Always cover your ass!

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, as the man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man., both stark naked.

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, "Don't do it, I lied when I told you I inherited money.

He paid for the Landcruiser I gave you.
He paid for our new cabin cruiser.
He paid for your Footy and Cricket Season tickets.
He paid for our house at the lake.
He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays your monthly account"

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says "What would you do?"

The cabby replies, If I was you I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold."

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