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Monday, 19 March 2012

Beware of using your mobile phone in public, it could cause a divorce.

Don't you just know how irritating mobile phone users are when they fail to exercise discretion and think the world needs to know their business?

Now you can get your own back....




After a busy day he settled down in his train from Waterloo for a nap as far as his destination at Winchester, when the chap sitting near him hauled out his mobile phone and started up:

"Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss - no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" ... ...

This was still going on as far as Wimbledon, when the young woman opposite, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice, "Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!!"

Ampers

PS, There won't be a lot of action for some time now as my better half is seriously ill in hospital. After cooking the meal, cleaning the flat, washing the clothes, I am exhausted!

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