Thanks to Tony C of Finchley for this little gem... I hope it gives you a good laugh.
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest
said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as
long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.'
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, 'Sister Mary Katherine, you
have been here for 5 years. You are now allowed to speak two words.' Sister Mary Katherine said, 'Hard bed.' 'I'm sorry to hear
that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better bed.'
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. 'You may say another two words, Sister Mary
Katherine. 'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. 'You may say two words today.''I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine.
'It's probably best', said the Priest, 'You've done f***-all but moan since you've been here.'
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